No?  Well, how about if it were about 3 times the size of a normal burger and came with enough cheese and green chile to stuff a black hole?

Good, glad you’re interested.  Now, you might have to drive down to Mesilla, this is true, but there are lots of great eats in the area, from Chope’s in La Mesa, to Little Diner in Canutillo, to some amazing grub in a car wash in El Paso.

In Mesilla, a little cafe tries to petition the Guinness people to add them to their list:  Peppers Cafe builds a bigger burger.